The Continuing Artistic Abilities of Yours Truly

So I'm going to New York City this weekend to enjoy the company of some folks I like. These folks and I were trying to suss out our respective schedules and a location at which to gather, and I, since I have taken the day off, offered to get anywhere early and hold down the fort with my giant expandable ass, which can cover about three stools. Don't believe me? I illustrated my point thusly (I know):