Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Funny Ha Ha

Two jokes I've been meaning to share (found in the Christmas popper things we cracked open after supper):

1. What is found at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

2. Why is an elephant grey and wrinkled?

The answers to these jokes are hilarious. I will give the comments a little while before I put up the responses. But not too long because I want to share already.

1 comment:

cc said...

No takers? Really?

Okay.

1. A nervous wreck.

2. Because if they were white and smooth they would be an aspirin.

True jokes.