This is what Scott Hamilton does

Here's what Scott Hamilton does...this is it right here:

He says ambiguously dramatic things just before someone does a jump. He does this in such a way that it works whether the girl lands it or falls on her ass. Like with a slow delivery with the punch line just as the girl makes her attempt.

And Dick Button is always commenting on how pretty the girls are and how unseemly laces are.

My goodness.