Baked Ziti

On another day it was decided that Luigi's delivery was in order. While I had managed to be relatively responsible with a salad the day before, my love of baked ziti could not be denied. Though I did manage to only eat a quarter of the heaping, melty mess of pasta and cheese. I am so virtuous. You should totally look up to me. I mean. The dragon does. Why not you? I can improve your life through teaching you valuable lessons about self-restraint and the power of speaking the truth. You will be enriched. I promise. No, actually I don't. See what I did there, I spoke the truth so your expectations won't become impossible, which would reflect badly on all of us, don't you think?