Alternative Breakfast

Last Sunday we went to Augie's instead of Furama. I had two eggs (ordered over-medium) over-easy and sausage links. The boyfriend had pancakes with a poached egg. We shared a side order o' ham. Mousehead had cornbeef hash and exploded viewer had eggs and ham ... or ham and eggs? It kind of sounds funny putting the eggs before the ham ... it's kind of like putting the cart before the horse or, rather, the horse before the cart ... no, wait, the first one.
I was disappointed by the eggs not being cooked to order. But I didn't send them back. There's something about sending something back ... it's not something I do lightly.