Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Love Note

So I woke up today knowing full well that there wasn't any milk in the refrigerator (not to mention food). I'm a lover of Earl Grey tea with milk so I did the sensible thing and got ready to go to the grocery store. The boyfriend is out of town, so this was going to be a solo journey resulting in many bags of foodstuffs, because of this I decided to drive (the boyfriend would not approve). As I approached the boyfriend's car I saw something stuck under one of its wipers. I worried it was a ticket but couldn't think why, the car was parked on a non-emergency street, there is no snow and it wasn't five feet away from the curb. Once I got to the car this is what I found:

It seems someone didn't like the boyfriend's parking job. It was after picking up this note that I realized I had forgotten the keys to the car. So I turned around and went back to the apartment and got them, the entire time looking furtively about, hoping whoever wrote the note wasn't taking photographs of me.

I mean, I didn't even do the parking.

5 comments:

  1. one time someone left me a note written in lipstick that said, "next time you better not park here, or else."

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  2. Anonymous5:06 PM

    What was your opinion of the parking job the young mister had done?
    Did you make a point of going to another block when you came back?
    What was on the other side of the scrap of paper the note was written on? mcmc

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  3. as i said, i couldn't find anything wrong with it.
    yes i parked on another street...much closer to the apartment too.
    on the back was a list of all the different programs loyola university offers.

    hmm

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  4. Anonymous8:51 PM

    he may be the best parker i have encountered.

    i hope the writer of that note experiences a freak accident involving a fry daddy.

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  5. Aw phooey, we just don't get notes like that in N.C. But once in Florida, a guy charged at our car as I sat in the passenger seat with engine idling--my husband had run into a nearby store for a second. The old dude, gesticulating wildly, wanted to know why I was parked like that. I said, 'My husband did it.' He said, 'Well, your husband is a g*dd*mn asshole!!@#$%!!!'

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